Inggris serasa jawa

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  1. dikijawil

    dikijawil Apprentice 1.0

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    Sperti biasa.... monggo dibaca... :)


    Mu'inah, TKW asal Pekalongan Jawa Tengah yang bekerja di Amerika Serikat menyaksikan kecelakaan beruntun di jalan raya tak jauh dari tempatnya bekerja.

    Krn jiwa penolongnya yang begitu tinggi, dia segera menelpon 911 untuk meminta bantuan..

    Ketika Petugas bertanya:

    "Good morning Mam, may I help you?"

    Mu'inah baru tersadar akan kemampuan Bahasa Inggrisnya yang sangat terbatas. Tapi, karena wa
    ktu itu sudah kepalang tanggung, dia pun nekat melanjutkan pembicaraan.

    "Begini officer. One car come, one car go. The third car nabrak, lha njur, everything ya broke.

    One car no stop. One, two, three cars, bum! bum! buuum! You know?! And then, mak grobiiiyyyaaak! Yes, like that.

    Like the rolling stones gumlundhung from the mountain...krosak.. krosak.. krosak.. ! Gabrus, gabrus, gabrus!!"

    Mu'inah mengambil nafas lalu melanjutkan laporan pandangan matanya :

    "Wah, one car ngguling ping pirang-pirang. The sound like mirror-mirror on the wall dibandhem watu. Krompyaaang !!!

    One people game over, one man bloody-bloody, one woman cry-cry so loudly!"
    Mu'inah pun menutup laporannya : "Bingung aku! Wis ngene wae officer. Send me nguing nguing car quickly yo..!

    Buat yang ngerti silahkan tertawa minimal tersenyum.

    salam
    ABBH
     
  2. eloie

    eloie New Member

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    wahahaha...lucu lucu....kalo orang jawa pasti senyum deh mininal
    tapi kalo yang ga paham bahasa jawa ya....ga tau deh..hehe
     
  3. zenziva

    zenziva Beginner 1.0

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    inggris nya ngerti. bahasa jawanya yang nggak ngerti :rolleyes:
     
  4. regolithmedia

    regolithmedia Beginner 2.0

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    sumpah ga ngerti bhs jawa :D
    ada translatenya ga ? :D
     
  5. juliono

    juliono Banned!

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    hahahahhahahahahhahhaahhahahahaa
     
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